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Sky News and the Mysterious 'Taxpayers Alliance' – A Comedy of Errors

Sky News Australian Tax Alliance
"Sky News and the Mysterious 'Taxpayers Alliance' – A Comedy of Errors"

We know not to read this stuff but balanced research means we have to. The Headline baited us, SkyNews and The Australian tax Alliance, who could resist? Read More…

Peter Dutton finally says YES to something

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Hahaha, Peter Dutton “Doctor No” says YES and even he can’t believe it. Wedged like a golfer in a sand bunker Peter Dutton couldn’t say no to the stage 3 tax cuts and it must be pissing him off no end.

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More on Barnaby Joyce's drought envoy expenses




Will Barnaby Joyce EVER tell us what he spent the $675,000 #Drought Envoy money on?
We know the figure and we know he spent it and NOW we know he did actually do some paperwork, but will we ever know the answer to the REAL question? Read on

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Barnaby Joyce can't count - ABC Nemesis - Video

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Barnaby Joyce recently appeared on #ABC’s #Nemesis. A documentary described as “A landmark series taking you inside the recent Coalition government in a revealing tale of politics, ambition and power”. Now we are pretty certain that a QUADRANT is a thingie of FOUR sections but Barnaby reckons it’s THREE. Video clip and story, read on… Read More…

Sussan Ley in full counter-intuitive mode over Stage3 tax cuts

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In a rather intriguing turn, Sussan Ley has adopted a counter-intuitive stance on the matter of Stage 3 tax cuts. In her recent articulation, which we adorned with the hashtag #AirheadLey, she questions the effectiveness of the tax cuts proposed by @AlboMP and @JEChalmers, stating, "If you can’t afford rent today, how is $15 a week going to help you in 5 months? Cut the spin, where's the economic plan?" Read on… Read More…

Peter Dutton all crybaby over a journalist getting a job - Takes a crack at Katharine Murphy

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What is wrong with #PeterDutton? The week before last he went all wolly over #Woollies, next he went all Scrooge over losing half of his tax cut and now he’s jibing at #Journalists for changing jobs, what the very fuck is wrong with him?

Award-winning journalist Katharine Murphy from The Guardian decides to make a career change of sorts and Dutton has gone all Googoo Gaga, really he has lost the plot. What’s got Dutton’s dacks in a tangle around his dangle is the fact that “Murpharoo” @murpharoo as she goes by on X is going to work for #Albo. Holy fuck, you’d think she was going to set up a hair restoration clinic in the Cayman Islands with #Liberal party funds and not pay any tax such is spuds outrage. Read on…
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Peter Dutton, Matt Canavan & Bush Boy Barnaby are having a lend of you

Shitfuckery against nuclear power
Peter Dutton, Matt Canavan & Bush Boy Barnaby are having a lend of you

The late-2000s nuclear renaissance, marked by the #Fukushima disaster and cost overruns, faced another setback in 2023. With five reactor start-ups and closures, the industry experienced a net loss of 1.7 GW capacity. Aging reactors led the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) to predict 10 closures annually until 2050. However, the industry averaged only 6.1 construction starts and 6.7 reactor startups per year from 2014-23.

The operable power reactors dropped to 407-413, down from the 2002 peak of 438. Global nuclear power's share in electricity generation fell to 9.2%, the lowest in four decades. China dominated with five of the six reactor construction starts in 2023, dispelling hopes of a new nuclear renaissance. Read More…

Peter Dutton is duping you over Nuclear

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Hinkley Nuclear Power Station Saga: A Decade of Delays and Cost Overruns

Remember the good old days when Hinkley C nuclear power station was supposed to be up and running by 2017? Well, fast forward to today, and we're looking at a June 2026 opening – almost a decade fashionably late, if they manage to stick to this extended deadline. Read More…

Tim Wilson wants to get back on the gravy train



#TimWilson wants to get back on the gravy train and is up for the fight with two others, ostensibly unknowns which is possibly the only thing in #DimTim's favour….

Wilson lost the seat spectacularly to #ZoeDaniel @zdaniel who has, since being elected, been doing a sterling job, polls show she is extremely well-regarded by the well-heeled #Goldstein voters.

For the #LiberalParty choosing Wilson to stand is likely going to be more of a financial decision than anything else, he is better known than the two others and this means the Libs will have to spend substantially less on personality promotion, it costs a lot to get a "name" put there and build a profile. Read more… Read More…

Eric Abetz - Return or not? the BETZ are ON



The man who had the most annoying voice in #parliament, #EricAbetz is hoping to reclaim his cushy #TaxPayer gig after announcing a desire to return to politics. The "Betz" are on - IPA, Monash Forum and #CoalMining supporter Abetz is really not what Tasmania needs, a little reminder:
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Unveiling the Orwellian Ambitions of #PeterDutton: A Dive into Social Media Controversies



#PeterDutton could easily be a character from George Orwell’s 1984. You know, the guy who seems to have a penchant for dictatorial vibes, ready to arrest you or slap you with a lawsuit just for thinking he's a bit of an asshole Read More…

Unmasking the Shadows: John Howard's Controversial Legacy and Unanswered Questions

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Unmasking the Shadows: John Howard's Controversial Legacy and Unanswered Questions

In the tumultuous pages of Australia's history, one name stands out like a gargantuan dandruff flake on our nation's reputation - John Howard. An individual whose decisions sent men and women to war, sparking controversy and leaving an indelible mark on our collective consciousness. But was it all necessary, or were there darker motives at play? Read More…

Christopher Pyne EY and the big Lollipop



(This article was first published July 2019)

Christopher Pyne, the seasoned political player, has been in the Australian public service for a solid two decades (with no hidden meanings, of course). In that time, he managed to secure quite the sweet 'after employment' deal, complete with substantial superannuation and perks not accessible to the average taxpayer who foots the bill. Fast forward to today, and Chrissie is riding high in a plush gig, continuing his public service stint with EY Oceana (or Ernst & Young for the broader audience). Read more…
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