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Sky News and the Mysterious 'Taxpayers Alliance' – A Comedy of Errors

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"Sky News and the Mysterious 'Taxpayers Alliance' – A Comedy of Errors"

We know not to read this stuff but balanced research means we have to. The Headline baited us, SkyNews and The Australian tax Alliance, who could resist? Read More…

Peter Dutton got it all wrong over "Murpharoo"



Peter Dutton's attempt at humour regarding Katherine Murphy's departure from The Guardian to work for Prime Minister #Albo was far from amusing. Dutton, not known for his comedic skills, made derogatory comments about Murphy, showing a lack of understanding and finesse in such matters.
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Peter Dutton finally says YES to something

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Hahaha, Peter Dutton “Doctor No” says YES and even he can’t believe it. Wedged like a golfer in a sand bunker Peter Dutton couldn’t say no to the stage 3 tax cuts and it must be pissing him off no end.

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More on Barnaby Joyce's drought envoy expenses




Will Barnaby Joyce EVER tell us what he spent the $675,000 #Drought Envoy money on?
We know the figure and we know he spent it and NOW we know he did actually do some paperwork, but will we ever know the answer to the REAL question? Read on

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Peter Dutton Duds Dunkley

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Peter Dutton has been in Dunkley leading up to the by-election scheduled for 2nd March this year and he’s full on Duddon. Read More…

Barnaby Joyce can't count - ABC Nemesis - Video

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Barnaby Joyce recently appeared on #ABC’s #Nemesis. A documentary described as “A landmark series taking you inside the recent Coalition government in a revealing tale of politics, ambition and power”. Now we are pretty certain that a QUADRANT is a thingie of FOUR sections but Barnaby reckons it’s THREE. Video clip and story, read on… Read More…

Sussan Ley in full counter-intuitive mode over Stage3 tax cuts

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In a rather intriguing turn, Sussan Ley has adopted a counter-intuitive stance on the matter of Stage 3 tax cuts. In her recent articulation, which we adorned with the hashtag #AirheadLey, she questions the effectiveness of the tax cuts proposed by @AlboMP and @JEChalmers, stating, "If you can’t afford rent today, how is $15 a week going to help you in 5 months? Cut the spin, where's the economic plan?" Read on… Read More…

Peter Dutton all crybaby over a journalist getting a job - Takes a crack at Katharine Murphy

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What is wrong with #PeterDutton? The week before last he went all wolly over #Woollies, next he went all Scrooge over losing half of his tax cut and now he’s jibing at #Journalists for changing jobs, what the very fuck is wrong with him?

Award-winning journalist Katharine Murphy from The Guardian decides to make a career change of sorts and Dutton has gone all Googoo Gaga, really he has lost the plot. What’s got Dutton’s dacks in a tangle around his dangle is the fact that “Murpharoo” @murpharoo as she goes by on X is going to work for #Albo. Holy fuck, you’d think she was going to set up a hair restoration clinic in the Cayman Islands with #Liberal party funds and not pay any tax such is spuds outrage. Read on…
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