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Sky News and the Mysterious 'Taxpayers Alliance' – A Comedy of Errors

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"Sky News and the Mysterious 'Taxpayers Alliance' – A Comedy of Errors"

We know not to read this stuff but balanced research means we have to. The Headline baited us, SkyNews and The Australian tax Alliance, who could resist? Read More…

Peter Dutton got it all wrong over "Murpharoo"



Peter Dutton's attempt at humour regarding Katherine Murphy's departure from The Guardian to work for Prime Minister #Albo was far from amusing. Dutton, not known for his comedic skills, made derogatory comments about Murphy, showing a lack of understanding and finesse in such matters.
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Peter Dutton finally says YES to something

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Hahaha, Peter Dutton “Doctor No” says YES and even he can’t believe it. Wedged like a golfer in a sand bunker Peter Dutton couldn’t say no to the stage 3 tax cuts and it must be pissing him off no end.

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More on Barnaby Joyce's drought envoy expenses




Will Barnaby Joyce EVER tell us what he spent the $675,000 #Drought Envoy money on?
We know the figure and we know he spent it and NOW we know he did actually do some paperwork, but will we ever know the answer to the REAL question? Read on

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Peter Dutton Duds Dunkley

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Peter Dutton has been in Dunkley leading up to the by-election scheduled for 2nd March this year and he’s full on Duddon. Read More…

Barnaby Joyce can't count - ABC Nemesis - Video

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Barnaby Joyce recently appeared on #ABC’s #Nemesis. A documentary described as “A landmark series taking you inside the recent Coalition government in a revealing tale of politics, ambition and power”. Now we are pretty certain that a QUADRANT is a thingie of FOUR sections but Barnaby reckons it’s THREE. Video clip and story, read on… Read More…

Sussan Ley in full counter-intuitive mode over Stage3 tax cuts

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In a rather intriguing turn, Sussan Ley has adopted a counter-intuitive stance on the matter of Stage 3 tax cuts. In her recent articulation, which we adorned with the hashtag #AirheadLey, she questions the effectiveness of the tax cuts proposed by @AlboMP and @JEChalmers, stating, "If you can’t afford rent today, how is $15 a week going to help you in 5 months? Cut the spin, where's the economic plan?" Read on… Read More…

Peter Dutton all crybaby over a journalist getting a job - Takes a crack at Katharine Murphy

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What is wrong with #PeterDutton? The week before last he went all wolly over #Woollies, next he went all Scrooge over losing half of his tax cut and now he’s jibing at #Journalists for changing jobs, what the very fuck is wrong with him?

Award-winning journalist Katharine Murphy from The Guardian decides to make a career change of sorts and Dutton has gone all Googoo Gaga, really he has lost the plot. What’s got Dutton’s dacks in a tangle around his dangle is the fact that “Murpharoo” @murpharoo as she goes by on X is going to work for #Albo. Holy fuck, you’d think she was going to set up a hair restoration clinic in the Cayman Islands with #Liberal party funds and not pay any tax such is spuds outrage. Read on…
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Snitch Tagging - Son't be a snitch

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The Unspoken Etiquette: Why Snitch Tagging is a Social Media Faux Pas

Introduction

In the vast realm of social media platforms, where conversations and opinions flow freely, a certain unspoken etiquette is often expected to be observed by users. One such practice that has garnered attention in recent years is the act of "snitch tagging." This article delves into the reasons why snitch tagging is considered bad and why it's best to avoid it in online interactions.

What is Snitch Tagging?

Snitch tagging, also known as tattle tagging, refers to the act of tagging someone in a conversation or a post that they were not originally a part of. This is usually done to bring the tagged person's attention to the discussion or to draw them into the conversation, often with the intention of starting an argument or creating drama.

Why Snitch Tagging is Bad…
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PNG prime minister calls for PALADIN contract to be cancelled, how convenient the timing

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Wash Wash Wash the laundry. Make money with the new money laundering machine

It looks like the PNG Prime Minister is a mate of Scott Morrison otherwise it’s just coincidental timing. The PNG primo has called for the Paladin contract to be cancelled*

The timing is brilliant, just as the questions become harder and the people asking them multiply, in jumps the PNG PM with a ‘Look over there’ opportunity for the government to deflect the burden that PALADIN is becoming.

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The Hidden Costs of Nuclear Power: Cybersecurity Threats and Financial Risks at Sellafield

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The UK's most hazardous nuclear site, #Sellafield, has been hacked by cyber groups linked to Russia and #China.

#PeterDutton will shit himself when he finds out:

Fark, Dutt's hates China but loves #Nuclear and this latest FAIL in #NuclearPower is gonna make his uphill battle to push the nukes on us:

You may not have heard of "Sellafield" that's because they changed its name, from #Windscale. We don't know why they changed the name but we suspect it was to try and improve its public image because the world nuclear dustbin didn't have a good history - It's a lemon, a glow-in-the-dark lemon, a poisonous glow-in-the-dark lemon, it's a bit of a shitter.

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Peter Dutton, Matt Canavan & Bush Boy Barnaby are having a lend of you

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Peter Dutton, Matt Canavan & Bush Boy Barnaby are having a lend of you

The late-2000s nuclear renaissance, marked by the #Fukushima disaster and cost overruns, faced another setback in 2023. With five reactor start-ups and closures, the industry experienced a net loss of 1.7 GW capacity. Aging reactors led the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) to predict 10 closures annually until 2050. However, the industry averaged only 6.1 construction starts and 6.7 reactor startups per year from 2014-23.

The operable power reactors dropped to 407-413, down from the 2002 peak of 438. Global nuclear power's share in electricity generation fell to 9.2%, the lowest in four decades. China dominated with five of the six reactor construction starts in 2023, dispelling hopes of a new nuclear renaissance. Read More…

Peter Dutton is duping you over Nuclear

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Hinkley Nuclear Power Station Saga: A Decade of Delays and Cost Overruns

Remember the good old days when Hinkley C nuclear power station was supposed to be up and running by 2017? Well, fast forward to today, and we're looking at a June 2026 opening – almost a decade fashionably late, if they manage to stick to this extended deadline. Read More…

Tim Wilson wants to get back on the gravy train



#TimWilson wants to get back on the gravy train and is up for the fight with two others, ostensibly unknowns which is possibly the only thing in #DimTim's favour….

Wilson lost the seat spectacularly to #ZoeDaniel @zdaniel who has, since being elected, been doing a sterling job, polls show she is extremely well-regarded by the well-heeled #Goldstein voters.

For the #LiberalParty choosing Wilson to stand is likely going to be more of a financial decision than anything else, he is better known than the two others and this means the Libs will have to spend substantially less on personality promotion, it costs a lot to get a "name" put there and build a profile. Read more… Read More…

Unraveling Media Bias: A Closer Look at an SMH Article on Political Spending



Unraveling Media Bias: A Closer Look at the SMH Article on Political Spending

Introduction:

In the world of media, the way stories are presented can significantly influence public perception. A prime example of this is an article published by The Sydney Morning Herald on December 20, 2023, shedding light on the spending habits of political figures. The headline, "Top spending MPs revealed after government promises to do better on transparency," seemingly targets the Labor Party, particularly Anthony Albanese. However, a deeper analysis reveals a nuanced bias that may not be immediately apparent.
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Eric Abetz - Return or not? the BETZ are ON



The man who had the most annoying voice in #parliament, #EricAbetz is hoping to reclaim his cushy #TaxPayer gig after announcing a desire to return to politics. The "Betz" are on - IPA, Monash Forum and #CoalMining supporter Abetz is really not what Tasmania needs, a little reminder:
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Unveiling the Orwellian Ambitions of #PeterDutton: A Dive into Social Media Controversies



#PeterDutton could easily be a character from George Orwell’s 1984. You know, the guy who seems to have a penchant for dictatorial vibes, ready to arrest you or slap you with a lawsuit just for thinking he's a bit of an asshole Read More…

Hello, the Internet is working! Labor gets on with fixing LNP's woeful disaster: The NBN revisited

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Labor Government's Silent Triumph: Revitalizing the NBN for a Connected Australia

Introduction:

In the shadows of past infrastructural chaos, the Australian Labor Government, under the leadership of Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, has silently and effectively taken steps to rectify the National Broadband Network (NBN) fiasco left behind by the previous administration. Despite the mainstream media's apparent reluctance to shed light on Labor's achievements, the recent completion of the first NBN Fixed Wireless upgrades marks a significant milestone in the journey toward a more connected Australia.

The NBN Resurgence:

After years of facing the aftermath of the #LNP NBN debacle, the Albanese Government has committed a substantial $480 million investment to breathe new life into the NBN infrastructure. The initial focus of this investment has been the NSW South Coast and the Queensland Sunshine Coast, where approximately 16,000 homes and businesses are now reaping the benefits of improved connectivity. Read on… Read More…

Unmasking the Shadows: John Howard's Controversial Legacy and Unanswered Questions

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Unmasking the Shadows: John Howard's Controversial Legacy and Unanswered Questions

In the tumultuous pages of Australia's history, one name stands out like a gargantuan dandruff flake on our nation's reputation - John Howard. An individual whose decisions sent men and women to war, sparking controversy and leaving an indelible mark on our collective consciousness. But was it all necessary, or were there darker motives at play? Read More…

Christopher Pyne EY and the big Lollipop



(This article was first published July 2019)

Christopher Pyne, the seasoned political player, has been in the Australian public service for a solid two decades (with no hidden meanings, of course). In that time, he managed to secure quite the sweet 'after employment' deal, complete with substantial superannuation and perks not accessible to the average taxpayer who foots the bill. Fast forward to today, and Chrissie is riding high in a plush gig, continuing his public service stint with EY Oceana (or Ernst & Young for the broader audience). Read more…
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Peter Dutton is a quick on the draw happy to go to war trigger happy war monger

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Dutton’s Dangerous War Games

Peter Dutton, the leader of the opposition, has once again shown his reckless and warmongering attitude by calling for Australia to send a navy ship to the Red Sea. He claims that this is necessary to protect our economy from the threats posed by the ongoing conflict in the Middle East. But his real motive is to boost his own political image and appeal to his right-wing base…
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Ex-Premier Campbell Newman rants about Electric Vehicles but seemingly doesn’t read what he quotes

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# Why Campbell Newman is wrong about electric vehicles


Former Queensland Premier Campbell Newman recently wrote a post on X including a link to an article from the Daily Mail, claiming that electric vehicles (EVs) are “a disaster for the environment and the economy”. He also suggested that EVs would make Australia’s most popular ute, the Toyota HiLux, obsolete.

His #X post is here: https://x.com/CampbellNewman/status/1740890671991701629?s=20

However, Newman’s tweet shows a lack of understanding of the facts and benefits of EVs, as well as a selective reading of the article he linked to. In this post, we will debunk some of the myths and misinformation that Newman and other EV critics have spread, and show why EVs are actually a great choice for Australia’s future.
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Barnaby Joyce "Drought Envoy" - Where's the money?

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Barnaby Joyce, the former Deputy Prime Minister of Australia, claimed $675,000 in expenses for the nine months he was a drought envoy and was allocated two staff members at a cost of about $200,000. However, he spent less than three weeks on the ground in drought-affected communities outside of his electorate while engaged as the government’s special drought envoy 1. It is unclear whether he ever gave a full account of the money.

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