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The Aladins lamp of Paladin - Peter Dutton a backwards look

Paladin money machine
We are looking backwards, a historical view of the Paladin matter.

In the swirling vortex of the Paladin Affair, the tale twists and turns through a murky labyrinth of money, power, and dubious decisions. At the heart of this whirlwind is the staggering revelation that Paladin, a company with a spotty track record and minimal paid-up capital, was awarded contracts worth a whopping $423 million over 22 months to provide refugee services on Manus Island. This tale raises eyebrows and blood pressures alike, with the cost of services reaching an astronomical $1600 per night per person, in stark contrast to the $108 that could have covered comprehensive services with a hefty profit margin to boot. Read More…

Peter Dutton's Desperate Struggle for Dunkley: A Closer Look

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# Peter Dutton's Desperate Struggle for Dunkley: A Closer Look


In the upcoming Dunkley by-election, Peter Dutton's palpable desperation reveals the high stakes for his political ambitions. The fear of defeat looms large, betraying his usually over-crafted, superimposed, badly composed facade with visible signs of distress. Despite attempts to minimise the significance of this election, Dutton's actions and rhetoric scream desperation. His frequent, unfounded attacks on “#Albo," only underscore his precarious position.
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Sky News and the Mysterious 'Taxpayers Alliance' – A Comedy of Errors

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"Sky News and the Mysterious 'Taxpayers Alliance' – A Comedy of Errors"

We know not to read this stuff but balanced research means we have to. The Headline baited us, SkyNews and The Australian tax Alliance, who could resist? Read More…

Peter Dutton got it all wrong over "Murpharoo"



Peter Dutton's attempt at humour regarding Katherine Murphy's departure from The Guardian to work for Prime Minister #Albo was far from amusing. Dutton, not known for his comedic skills, made derogatory comments about Murphy, showing a lack of understanding and finesse in such matters.
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Peter Dutton finally says YES to something

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Hahaha, Peter Dutton “Doctor No” says YES and even he can’t believe it. Wedged like a golfer in a sand bunker Peter Dutton couldn’t say no to the stage 3 tax cuts and it must be pissing him off no end.

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More on Barnaby Joyce's drought envoy expenses




Will Barnaby Joyce EVER tell us what he spent the $675,000 #Drought Envoy money on?
We know the figure and we know he spent it and NOW we know he did actually do some paperwork, but will we ever know the answer to the REAL question? Read on

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Peter Dutton Duds Dunkley

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Peter Dutton has been in Dunkley leading up to the by-election scheduled for 2nd March this year and he’s full on Duddon. Read More…

Barnaby Joyce can't count - ABC Nemesis - Video

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Barnaby Joyce recently appeared on #ABC’s #Nemesis. A documentary described as “A landmark series taking you inside the recent Coalition government in a revealing tale of politics, ambition and power”. Now we are pretty certain that a QUADRANT is a thingie of FOUR sections but Barnaby reckons it’s THREE. Video clip and story, read on… Read More…